This is what happens when...

2 French-fry lovers are out by themselves on a Friday during Lent.

"Mama, how much did you love me when I was a little baby?" 

"More than 1,000 pounds?"

"More than all the numbers in the world?"

"Even if I called you Mr. Do-Doo face?"

"Even if I said I didn't love Jesus?"

"Even if I broke all the houses down with a hammer?"

"Even if I died, would you still love me?"