such stinkers...

Stinker #2

Mommy: "Good job brushing your teeth Jared. Hand Mommy your toothbrush please."

Acting as if he never heard me

Mommy (getting down to his level): "Jared, Mommy asked you to hand her your toothbrush please. If you don't hand Mommy your toothbrush, you will have to sit on the naughty spot for a 1 minute time out. That's your final warning."

He looks me in the eye and then starts to release the toothbrush in my hand

Mommy: "Good job Jared. Thank you for..."

Then he tightens his grip on the toothbrush and pulls it away

Mommy (in a very stern voice): "Jared, Mommy said to hand HER the toothbrush or..."

And while never looking away from my eyes, hands back to give Dada the toothbrush

Stinker#1

Jack: "I put Nemo fish together."

Pointing to the new puzzle we put together

Nani: "We have to wait until Jared goes night-night."

Jack: "I put Jared night-night!!"